Does The Lunduke Journal publish some of the most intense, hard-hitting Tech Journalism on planet Earth? Sure.
But sometimes we need to cut loose -- shake off all that seriousness and have a good laugh.
What follows are Lunduke's 10 favorite pieces of Tech Satire. At least as of this moment. Lunduke is fickle, so which ones are his favorite will likely change some time after he finishes lunch.
- Local man throws out box of cables
- Local man switches to Arch, tells no one
- Apple announces new M3 MacBook Pro with "40% more glue"
- Linus Torvalds threatens to punish developers by putting Rust in the Linux Kernel
- Vegan, Arch-using, Steam Deck owner who programs in Rust banned from the Internet
- NetBSD ported to Cheese Sandwich
- ASUS moves power button to center of all laptop keyboards
- Las Vegas Sphere launches Flying Toaster Screensaver after 15 minutes of inactivity
- Ubuntu to enact new marketing strategy: "Stay quiet and watch Red Hat implode"
- Open Source project accidentally summons Lunduke by saying his name three times