Reports are surfacing of a local area man who has thrown out his box of cables. Witnesses describe the scene as "deeply unsettling" and "panic enducing."
"He just walked right up to the dumpster and tossed the box in like a madman," stated a neighbor. "The box was open. I could see the cables. They were right there... they were right there, man! Absolutely heartbreaking."
According to reports, the box contained numerous incredibly important items: PS/2 to USB adapters, a charger for a broken Nokia cell phone, a Male-to-Male VGA cable, a Stereo RCA cable, a Serial Port sync cable for a Palm Pilot, and fourteen USB-A to USB-B cables (the kind you use with printers and absolutely nothing else on planet Eearth).
"Those might be useful some day," exclaimed one distraught onlooker before fainting.
No word from authorities yet on if the man who threw out the box of cables is also a mass murderer, but The Lunduke Journal feels confident in reporting -- based on common sense -- that he, assuredly, is a puppy killer.
