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Funny Programming Pictures Part XXXIX
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May 10, 2024
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Whew!  It's been an intense week -- we need a palate cleanser!  It's time for some funny pictures about computers and stuff!

 

Programmers: Animal Cruelty Free Since dateOfFirstProgrammer.toString()

 

Lol.  Laughing at the misfortune of AWS users is fun.

 

Admit it.  You thought through the logic for a bit... and you weren't sure if you fully understood it.  It's ok.  You can tell us.  We're all friends here.

 

It's a different kind of romance.

 

It's a conspiracy.

 

Wait.  This isn't about computers!  How'd this one get in here!  I sense shenanigans!

 

This is, word for word, exactly how Brendan Eich described his proposed design for Javascript back in 1995.

 

It's funny because we're beating up C++.

 

Laughing on the outside.  Crying on the inside.

 

Wait.  What?  Really?  Dangit, China!  Don't make me take your side on something!

 

They'll need to pry these terms from my cold, dead hands.  They'll have to Blacklist and Terminate me first.

 

Hey!  Hey!  What's going on here?  Is this the second one that isn't about computers.  Shenanigans, I tell you!

 

Heck.  I already forgot the first picture I posted at the top of this page.  Admit it.  You either already did... or you are about to scroll up to see which one was first.

 

WOAH.  Clippy got deep!

 

My favorite words when leaving any programming job: "Not my problem anymore."

 

We seem to have lost some of the knowledge we had back in the 90s...

 

I'm going to call it right here: Quantum Computing is baloney.  Whenever I read a book or article on Quantum Computing, the same phrases keep poping up in my head.  "Yeah, that's not how that works." and "Whoever wrote this just made that up."

 

Making fun of CSS will never get old.  Side note: I'm still a bit grumpy about the deprecation of the CENTER tag.

 

It's ok if you need to crawl under your desk and cry for a bit.  I won't tell anyone.

 

We've been found out!  Quick!  Look busy!  Somebody start compiling code in a full screen terminal!
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