Bryan Lunduke, Editor Supreme of The Lunduke Journal, has stunned industry watchers today by abruptly cancelling the current Lunduke Journal subscription sale, and replacing it with a new sale with identical details.
"That old sale was giving me a lot of sass talk," stated Lunduke. "And I'm not about to sit here and let some cheeky subscription sale give me a bunch of lip. So I cancelled it and created a new sale that looks just like it. Boom."
The response from the community, and parents alike, was swift and supportive.
"You let one Subscription Sale start mouthing off like that... the next thing you know every sale is doing it. You've gotta be strong. Gotta set an example, for the other sales, that no guff is going to be tollerated."
"That sale got off easy," stated Big Bubba, another Lunduke Journal fan. "One of my sales starts back talking to me like that? Huh-uh. No, sir. Big Bubba don't put up with no sauce."
F.A.Q.
Q: So. It's... the same sale?
A: Nope. Different sale. That old sale is on time out. Cheeky little devil.
Q: What... uh... what are the details of the new sale?
A: I forget. You'd have to ask the Subscription Sale page.
Q: Ooooookay. What's the link for that?
A: Not gonna tell ya. It's a secret.
Q: Seriously? This is the absolute worst marketing I have ever seen.
A: I know, right?
Q: You've gotta at least give us a link!
A: sigh. Fine. I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with "ShmunShmuke" and has a dot com after it. Wait. Or is it a dot org? Something like that. You'll probably figure it out.