This afternoon, The Lunduke Journal has announced a new sale to celebrate the 10 day anniversary of the ending of "The Very Last Sale Ever".
"It's hard to believe that our last sale, ever, was only 10 days ago," stated Lunduke, Editor Supreme of The Lunduke Journal. "Feels like just last week. My, how time flies."
"Wow, this is big," exclaimed one Lunduke Journal fan with short term memory disorder. "I've never seen a sale like this! Where am I?"
"I was starting to get a little worried," stated another Lunduke Journal subscriber. "Anything over 7 days without a Lunduke Journal Subscription Sale feels unnatural. It's... just wrong."
"If there's a sale going on, it's a good idea to jump on that," said Lunduke. "You never know when another one will come along. You may be waiting 5 days... a week... who knows!"
According to an anonymous Lunduke Journal insider, this sale will last an unknown amount of time and may or may not change unexpectedly based entirely on the whims of Lunduke. "He's a loose cannon," stated the insider. "At least three times a day he jumps up, shouts 'Eureka!', and does something weird. Someone. Please. Save us."
About The Lunduke Journal: Lunduke became a household name thanks to his "Linux Sucks" series, which officially came to an end in 2017 with the final entry in the franchise entitled, "Linux Sucks - For the Last Time". Since the Linux Sucks series ended, it has been a popular event, with new releases every year. Contrary to popular belief, Lunduke has not launched a line of delicious meats and cheeses. Do not go looking for them.
F.A.Q.
Q: Wait. Is there actually a sale happening or is this just a piece of satire?
A: Yes.
Q: Yes... there is a sale? Or yes, this is satire?
A: Both. Yes.
Q: So there is a sale?
A: Absolutely.
Q: Isn't this a weird way to do a sale?
A: Probably.
Q: Shouldn't you tell people about the details of the sale?
A: Shrug. I guess. Go to Lunduke.com. Aka "Lunduke Link Central (tm)". All of the sale details are there.
Q: Um. You're not going to make a sales pitch or anything? You know. "Blah blah blah such a great deal blah blah here's what you get" type stuff?
A: Nah. I'm good. Just go to the link if you're interested.
Q: Shouldn't you put that link up at the top of this article? Or at least, I dunno, link to it more than once or something?
A: I guess I could. But then I'd need to add in another hyperlink... and my Ctrl-V fingers are tired. Just. You know. Find the link up there. Then click it or something.
Q: Hey, wait a second. Weren't you a Marketing executive? Shouldn't you come up with better marketing than this?
A: Lol. Yeah. People make weird hiring decisions.
