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August 19, 2023
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On September 19th, 1982 — as Survivor’s “Eye of the Tiger” was blaring on almost every radio station across the land — something revolutionary was happening at Carnegie Mellon University. Something seemingly small… that would go on to change the world as we know it.

This (completely true) story involves 40,000 decomposing pigeons, a bear, a chimical spill scare... the works.  I tell ya, this story has it all.

But, first, a little backstory…

On a small VAX server (named “Spice”), there existed a Bulletin Board System. A system where students (and faculty) at Carnegie Mellon could log in, and have conversations on a variety of topics. Presumably related to their areas of study, such as Physics and Computer Science.

But, naturally, instead of posting serious messages and questions… the students often to post jokes. Or joke ideas. Or riddles.

For example, there were a number of pigeon related joke questions posted in September of 1982. Eventually culminating in this post:

16-Sep-82 11:51 James Wright at CMU-780D “Related question”

 

Of equal interest is how the birds cheeping will sound after they have inhaled the Helium.

How does a pigeon sound after inhaling helium? Seems like a valid question to me.

Regardless. At this point the conversation derails from pigeons…

16-Sep-82 12:09 Neil Swartz at CMU-750R “Pigeon type question”

 

This question does not involve pigeons, but is similar:

 

There is a lit candle in an elevator mounted on a bracket attached to the middle of one wall (say, 2" from the wall). A drop of mercury is on the floor. The cable snaps and the elevator falls.

 

What happens to the candle and the mercury?

Which prompted the following response a few hours later…

16-Sep-82 17:21 Howard Gayle at CMU-780G “WARNING!”

 

Because of a recent physics experiment, the leftmost elevator has been contaminated with mercury. There is also some slight fire damage.

 

Decontamination should be complete by 08:00 Friday.

A joke. Obviously. However, many people were upset by the joke. Likening it to yelling “Fire!” in a crowded movie theater.

This prompted one Scott Fahlman — a professor of Computer Science — to post the following:

17-Sep-82 13:04 Scott Fahlman at CMU-10A “Elevators (*)”

 

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the elevator...

 

Unfortunately, the center elevator now contains what seems to be the remains of 40,000 two-pound pigeons in an advanced state of decomposition and the right elevator contains a bear of indeterminate color. The left elevator appears to be safe, but when you stand in it for too long, your voice gets squeaky and you start running into the walls, causing the elevator to rise.

 

Despite the * in the header of this message, this is not a joke and should be taken quite literallly. Do not panic -- taking the stairs is good for you.

That “*” was, occasionally, used to denote a joke post. A simple warning not to take the contents of any given post to the Bulletin Board too seriously.

What followed was a half-joking discussion about what character should be used in order to denote a post as a joke or not. Because, clearly, the “*” was not the right way to go.

17-Sep-82 14:59 Joseph Ginder at CMU-10A “(*%)”

 

I believe that the joke character should be % rather than *.

 

17-Sep-82 15:15 Anthony Stentz at CMU-780G “(*%)”

 

How about using * for good jokes and % for bad jokes?

We could even use *% for jokes that are so bad, they're funny.

 

17-Sep-82 17:40 Keith Wright at CMU-10A “*%&#$ Jokes!”

 

No, no, no! Surely everyone will agree that "&" is the funniest character on the keyboard. It looks funny (like a jolly fat man in convulsions of laughter). It sounds funny (say it loud and fast three times). I just know if I could get my nose into the vacuum of the CRT it would even smell funny!

 

17-Sep-82 17:42 Leonard Hamey at CMU-10A “{#} (previously *)”

 

A detailed (i.e. > 1 minute) study of the aesthetic and pictographic effects of the characters available in the ASCII set has led to the following suggestion:

 

I think that the joke character should be the sequence {#} because it looks like two lips with teeth showing between them.

 

This is the expected result if someone actually laughs their head off.

An obvious abbreviation of this sequence would be the hash character itself (which can also be read as the sharp character and suggests a quality which may be lacking in those too obtuse to appreciate the joke.)

Then… Lightning Struck.

That’s when it happened. The event that would alter the course of all mankind.

On September 19th, 1982, at 11:44 am… Professor Scott Fahlman posted the following:

19-Sep-82 11:44 Scott E Fahlman “:-)”

 

I propose that the following character sequence for joke markers:

:-)

 

Read it sideways. Actually, it is probably more economical to mark

things that are NOT jokes, given current trends. For this, use

:-(

That, right there is the first documented usage of the smiley face and frowny face emoticons on a computer system.

:-)

Note: The Nose

Many people simply use “:)” as a smiley face… with no dash in the middle. This is, technically, incorrect. In order for a smiley face emoticon to be true to the origins of the smiley face, it must contain the middle dash: :-)

This was not the first attempt at a “smile” emoticon

According to another post on the same Carnegie Mellon VAX-based BBS, a different server (there at the same University) had been using \__/ to denote a “smile”.

This was obviously the inferior emoticon. And, rightly, it has been dragged and dropped into the trash can of history.

\__/ ? That’s just the worst “smile” I’ve ever seen. Looks more like a cup. Or a pair of “rabbit ear” TV antenna.

Just the same, we are including a record of it here for historical purposes.

20-Sep-82 17:56 15-1xx Labs at CMU-750Y “jokes \__/”

 

We on the gandalf vax have our own code word for a joke. The above symbol is universally known as a smile.

 

Also, perhaps Jeff could include in his scale a "length to humor ratio", as we seem to notice that the relation between some post's lengths are inversely proportional to their length.

There were pre-computer attempts at emoticons…

While many will be quick (and correct) to point out that many authors and publications — dating back many hundreds of years in some cases — have used (or suggested) various types of what we would now call “emoticons”… none of them caught on in any significant way.

Plus… they weren’t on computers. So they don’t count. :-)

Scott has embraced his contribution to the world

This is Scott Fahlman. Wearing a T-Shirt celebrating his creation.

Photo courtesy Carnegie Mellon University
 

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I have one for you nerds, basically let's do a knock down drag out of two keyboards.

ZSA Moonlander vs UHK v2

Basically ortho-linear vs standard stagger however both keyboards have ergonomic improvements that can and do help you with your ergo.

I see the Moonlander as ultra comfortable but not the best if you are doing data entry or programming. I find that the UHK is not as comfortable but harnesses all of your learned keyboard experiences and gives it some wings.

My favorite from the Moonlander is that you can make the thumb keys be your spacebar, backspace, and enter key and it is just so intuitive. You just naturally move into using that. I can backup so much faster when I make a mistake now, and it is awesome.

On the UHK I really like the thumb clusters. The trackball really could be your sole mousing device. The keyboard really just screams practical.

But I am really interested in what you all thing about it. Do you have one of these, both? What do you think?

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Following some C++ iterator discussion on Twitter, I wanted to share how I do iterators in C/C++ without needing any speciel language features (Especially not the convoluted std begin, end thing)

This is the usage code, implementation can be easily derived :

MyIterator it;
init_iterator(&it, &my_collection)
while (iter_next(&it)) {
MyElement *x = &it.curr;
}

I implement varied things such as mesh vertices traversals using an api like this.
Many languages have features like yeild for this but I very much preffer explicit calls, easier for me to grasp and debug.

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Is the GNOME Foundation Going to Go Bankrupt in 1 Year?
It looks that way. And their only known plan to fix it involves a "Professional Shaman" & "sustainability, diversity, and inclusion". Seriously.

It's no secret that many Open Source organizations struggle to fund themselves -- with the GNOME Foundation being on more of a shoestring budget than you would expect for a project as widely used as GNOME.

To make matters worse, the GNOME Foundation has been paying for most of their expenses by draining their savings account (as they spend far more than they take in).

Now, apparently, those savings are running out.

What's more: The GNOME Foundation has been unusually silent about their operations -- not publishing any public reports for closing in on 2 years now.  And their strategy to save themselves from bankruptcy appears to center around "sustainability, diversity, and inclusion".

Seriously.

GNOME has "hit the buffers"

From an April 26th announcement from GNOME Foundation President, Robert McQueen:

"As you may be aware, the GNOME Foundation has operated at a deficit (nonprofit speak for a loss – ie spending more than we’ve been raising each year) for over three years, essentially running the Foundation on reserves from some substantial donations received 4-5 years ago. The Foundation has a reserves policy which specifies a minimum amount of money we have to keep in our accounts. This is so that if there is a significant interruption to our usual income, we can preserve our core operations while we work on new funding sources. We’ve now “hit the buffers” of this reserves policy, meaning the Board can’t approve any more deficit budgets – to keep spending at the same level we must increase our income."

In short: GNOME has run out of money.  In order to "keep spending at the same level" GNOME needs to find some money.

What sort of money are we talking about?

To fully understand the dire straits the GNOME Foundation finds itself in, let's take a look at what we know about their finances.

Unfortunately, the GNOME Foundation has not published any data in close to two years.  They have not published an annual report for 2023, and their most recent IRS records only cover their fiscal year up through September of 2022.

Which means we are forced to look at previous year's data and extrapolate forward based on what information we do have.

Source: GNOME Foundation 2022 Annual Report

In short, total expenses for the GNOME Foundation:

  • 2021: $926,821
  • 2022: $659,537

And the revenue for those same years...

  • 2021: $286,708
  • 2022: $363,380

Notice how the expenses far exceed the revenue?  Not good.  Subtract the expenses from the revenue and you have the net income.  And, boy howdy, is it deep into the negative.  Which means this is the amount they need to take out of their savings, every year, just to keep the lights on.

  • 2021: - $640,113
  • 2022: - $296,157

We know that GNOME is burning through between $296K and $640K, of savings, per year.  Which begs the question... how much do they have left in terms of cash reserves?

The GNOME Foundation Nest Egg

The most recent information we have, on the GNOME assets, comes from their IRS filings up through September of 2022 (their last publicly available filing).

Source: GNOME Foundation 990 IRS Filing for September, 2022

While those numbers don't exactly line up with the numbers stated in the GNOME Foundation's annual report, that's not entirely surprising.  Oftentimes, for these foundations, the annual reports and IRS filings will cover slightly different time periods (and be filed at different times, when different data is available).

Just the same, the numbers are close enough to the annual report that we can work with it.

But the listed assets on this page, as of 2022, really don't give us enough information.  This lists $909,107 in total net assets... but what we really need to know is how much "Savings and temporary cash investments" they have.

In other words: How much money can GNOME get their hands on, in short notice, to actively use for funding their immediate expenses?  For that, we'll need to look a few pages further down their IRS 990 form... at this line:

Source: GNOME Foundation 990 IRS Filing for September, 2022

Boom.  There we go.  $765,011.

That's how much the GNOME Foundation had, in September of 2022, in available savings.

How much money does GNOME have left... today?

Now here's where we're going to need to make some assumptions based on the data above.

I hate making assumptions... but, considering the lack of data from the GNOME Foundation, we're left with no other choice.

Let's assume that, in 2023, GNOME managed to keep their annual expenditures down to their 2022 levels (which was far, far lower than the 2021 levels... so this is close to "best case scenario").  And let's also assume that their income stayed steady as well.  How much savings would they have left?

Math time.  Savings minus the amount they need to withdraw from savings.

  • Oct, 2022 through Sep, 2023: $765,011 - $296,157 = $468,854

Now let's make the same assumption from that point (October 2023) through to present (April, 2024).  7 months in total.

We know that the total amount that GNOME would need to draw from their savings -- every month -- is roughly $24,679.75 ($296,157, the yearly savings withdrawal, divided by 12 months).  Thus, to get the amount of savings they've spent over the last 7 months... we simply multiply that number by 7.  For which we get $172,758.25.

  • Oct, 2023 through Apr, 2024: $468,854 - $172,758.25 = $296,095.75

In theory, that's how much money the GNOME Foundation has left in savings.  $296,095.75.

Why is that number significant?  Because that is almost exactly the amount of savings they will need to withdraw to stay afloat... for one year.

Remember.  From the announcement this week: "The Foundation has a reserves policy which specifies a minimum amount of money we have to keep in our accounts."

Could this be related to that number we came up with above?  It's possible.  It certainly would seem reasonable.  But, without better records and communication from the GNOME Foundation, we won't know for sure.

GNOME Foundation has One Year Left?

If their numbers have stayed consistent since September of 2022 -- which is a big if -- this means that The GNOME Foundation has enough funds to continue current operations through April of 2025.

At which point... the GNOME Foundation will need to significantly scale back their expenditures.

They will be forced to lay off the majority of their staff.

All of which raises a number of questions.

What is the new Executive Director doing to save GNOME?

In October of 2023, the GNOME Foundation hired a new Executive Director.  A person whose previous job was as a self-described "Professional Shaman" -- not religiously associated with Shamanism, mind you, but a person who sold "flavored Shaman water" and offered paid "Start your own Shaman business" training.

In the half year since that time, the new GNOME Executive Director, Holly Million, has had very little public presence -- no blog posts (after a short introduction), no social media activity, no major interviews, no response to press requests... totally quiet.  During the one publicly held event (a "Meet and Greet" last year), journalists were kicked out before it started and the planned recording was canceled for unknown reasons.

What has this GNOME Executive Director been doing to make sure that the GNOME Foundation does not go out of business?  It is a mystery.  Total silence.

In fact, one of the few indications we have as to the direction that the GNOME Foundation is taking, comes from Twitter posts by other GNOME Board members.  Namely, one from the GNOME Vice President, stating:

"excited about the progressive conversation we had with the executive director Holly Million. We engaged in extensive discussions regarding the strategic direction of @gnome, focusing on #sustainability, #diversity, and #inclusion. The future looks green"

Source: Twitter account for GNOME Vice President, Regina Nkenchor

From what little information we have, it appears that the GNOME profitability efforts are centered around "sustainability, diversity, and inclusion".

Oh, and "Hashtag: Technology".  With a shamrock emoji.

"How does that result in GNOME not going out of business," you ask?  I wish I could tell you.

But, according to this week's announcement by the GNOME President, fundraising is one of the key reasons why Holly Million was hired away from her Shaman job.

"One of the board’s top priorities in hiring Holly was therefore her experience in communications and fundraising, and building broader and more diverse support for our mission and work. Her goals since joining – as well as building her familiarity with the community and project – have been to set up better financial controls and reporting, develop a strategic plan, and start fundraising."

Communications.  Fundraising.  Financial reporting.

That's why their Executive Director was hired -- and those were her goals since she started work over half a year ago.

In that time the GNOME Executive Director has:

  • Given no interviews.
  • Been totally radio silent (no articles, social posts, podcasts, videos... nothing).
  • Not published any financial reports of any kind.  We have no clue what GNOME has been doing, financially, for almost 2 years now.
  • And, from what little we're being told, she has continued GNOME's deathmarch towards running out of money.

Those goals again: Communications.  Fundraising.  Financial reporting.

Sounds like a massive, unmitigated failure of all three goals to me.  And their plan to turn things around sounds like it centers on "sustainability, diversity, and inclusion"... which is not exactly a strong business plan.

What happens now?

It sounds like things are getting desperate.  And the GNOME Foundation will be announcing their plan to save The GNOME Foundation in the weeks ahead.

"The biggest prerequisite for fundraising is a clear strategy – we need to explain what we’re doing and why it’s important, and use that to convince people to support our plans. I’m very pleased to report that Holly has been working hard on this and meeting with many stakeholders across the community, and has prepared a detailed and insightful five year strategic plan. The plan defines the areas where the Foundation will prioritise, develop and fund initiatives to support and grow the GNOME project and community. The board has approved a draft version of this plan, and over the coming weeks Holly and the Foundation team will be sharing this plan and running a consultation process to gather feedback input from GNOME foundation and community members."

What is that plan?  How likely is that plan to succeed in bringing in enough funding to keep the foundation float?

At this point, we simply don't know.  The GNOME Foundation -- and their Executive Director -- is staying tight lipped and secretive.

All we know is that it includes "sustainability, diversity, and inclusion".

Wait.  What about that Million Euro investment?!

Right about now you might be remembering that, last year, the GNOME Foundation announced that they would be receiving 1 Million Euros from the Sovereign Tech Fund.

It sounds like those funds aren't for the foundation, but for specific development purposes:

"This money is received in the form of a contract for services rather than a grant to the Foundation, and must be spent on the development areas agreed during the planning and application process. It’s included within this year’s budget (October 23 – September 24) and is all expected to be spent during this fiscal year, so it doesn’t have an impact on the Foundation’s reserves position."

In other words: That million Euro?  It won't be beefing up their savings account.

What about Red Hat, SUSE, & Canonical?

GNOME is heavily relied upon by some of the biggest Linux companies on Earth.  

Right about now it's worth considering... why haven't Red Hat (or SUSE & Canonical, for that matter) stepped up to provide the needed funding for the foundation which supports their default Desktop Environment?

Maybe they can't.  Maybe they don't want to.  The reason for the lack of funding is entirely unknown.  But it's worth asking, just the same.

For that matter, where is The Linux Foundation?  This seems like exactly the sort of thing a "Linux" foundation -- with over a quarter of a Billion dollars in annual revenue -- could do to help "Linux".

This isn't the first time... but...

Is the GNOME Foundation poised to run out of money?  It certainly appears so.  And, clearly, the foundation leadership is concerned.

But this isn't the first time they've had money trouble.

Back in 2014 (10 years ago), there were serious concerns about the financials of the GNOME Foundation.  So much so that a spending freeze was put into place.

GNOME survived that 2014 financial dip, just as it could certainly survive this new one.  Yet the actions of the GNOME Foundation raises serious concerns and doubts.

  • Why is GNOME staying so secretive?  No published plans, no communication at all from their Executive Director, no published recent reports.
  • The only known details of their secret plan to avert a shut down are... "sustainability, diversity, and inclusion".  That can't be real... can it?  No serious software foundation would stare at possible bankruptcy... and make that a significant part of their strategy.
  • What has the Executive Director been doing for half a year?  Why hasn't there been any noteworthy fundraising or sponsorships?  Considering GNOME's unique place in the Linux and Open Source world, funding GNOME should not be an issue for anyone even slightly familiar with fundraising and the Linux corporate world.
  • Why have the large Linux & Open Source companies -- and The Linux Foundation -- not gotten involved?  What's going on there?

In the coming weeks, the GNOME Foundation has said that they will announce details of their secretive plan to keep their foundation alive.

For what it's worth, The Lunduke Journal is rooting for them -- and their secret plan.  Whatever it may be.  I truly hope it succeeds.

But, considering the bad financials and all of the other reasons outlined here, I remain less than optimistic.

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The Internet Archive's last-ditch effort to save itself
A lost lawsuit, a flimsy appeal, and misleading public statements... things aren't looking good for the Internet's archivist.

On April 19th, The Internet Archive filed the final brief in their appeal of the "Hachette v. Internet Archive" lawsuit (for which, judgment was handed down, against Internet Archive, last year).

What is curious, is that this final brief fails -- almost completely -- to reasonably address the core issues of the lawsuit.  What's more, the public statements that followed, by The Internet Archive, appeared to be crafted to drum up public sympathy by misrepresenting the core of the case itself.

Which suggests that The Internet Archive is very much aware that they are likely to lose this appeal.

After a careful reading of the existing public documents relating to this case... it truly is difficult to come to any other conclusion.

The Internet Archive does some critically important work by archiving, and indexing, a wide variety of culturally significant material (from webpages to decades old magazine articles).  In this work, they help to preserve history.  A extremely noble, and valuable, endeavor.  Which makes the likelihood of this legal defeat all the more unfortunate.

What is "Hachette v. Internet Archive"? 

Here's the short-short version of this lawsuit:

The Internet Archive created a program they called "Controlled Digital Lending" (CDL) -- where a physical book is scanned, turned into a digital file, and that digital file is then "loaned" out to people on the Internet.  In 2020, The Internet Archive removed what few restrictions existed with this Digital Lending program, allowing an unlimited number of people to download the digital copy of a book.

The result was a group of publishers filing the "Hachette v. Internet Archive" lawsuit.  That lawsuit focused on two key complaints:

  1. The books were "digitized" (converted from physical to digital form) -- and distributed -- without the permission of the copyright holders (publishers, authors, etc.).
  2. The Internet Archive received monetary donations (and other monetary rewards) as a result of freely distributing said copyrighted material.  Again, without permission of the copyright holders.  Effectively making the Internet Archive's CDL a commercial enterprise for the distribution of what is best described as "pirated material".

That lawsuit was decided, against The Internet Archive, in 2023 -- with the judge declaring that "no case or legal principle supports" their defense of "Fair Use".

That judgment was appealed by The Internet Archive.  Which brings us to today, and thier final defense (in theory).

What is the final defense of The Internet Archive?

Let's take a look at the final brief in The Internet Archive's bid to appeal this ruling.

In true Internet Archive form, a PDF of the final brief in their appeal has been posted to Archive.org.

The general defense of The Internet Archive is fairly simple: The Internet Archive's "Controlled Digital Lending" falls under "Fair Use".  And, therefor, is legal.

Let's look at two of the key arguments within the brief... and the issues with them.

Not "For Anyone to Read"

"Controlled digital lending is not equivalent to posting an ebook online for anyone to read"

This argument -- part of the brief's Introduction -- is quite a strange defense to make.

The "Controlled Digital Lending" program, starting in March of 2020, literally posted a massive book archive "online for anyone to read".  This was branded the "National Emergency Library".

Good intentions aside, the Internet Archive is now attempting to claim that they did not do... the exact thing that they proudly did (they even issued press releases about how they did it).

As such, I don't see a judge being swayed by this (poorly thought out) argument.

"Because of the Huge Investment"

"... because of the huge investment required to operate a legally compliant controlled lending system and the controls defining the practice, finding fair use here would not trigger any of the doomsday consequences for rightsholders that Publishers and their amici claim to fear."

Did you follow that?

The argument here is roughly as follows:

"It costs a lot of money to make, and distribute, digital copies of books without the permission of the copyright holder...  therefore it should be legal for The Internet Archive to do it."

An absolutely fascinating defense.  "Someone else might not be able to commit this crime, so we should be allowed to do it" is one of the weirdest defences I have ever heard.

Again, I doubt the judge in this case is likely to be convinced by this logic.

There are many other arguments made within this final brief -- in total, 32 pages worth of arguments.  But none were any more convincing -- from a logical perspective -- than the two presented here.  In fact, most of the arguments tended to be entirely unrelated to the core lawsuit and judgment.

The Court of Public Opinion

Let's be honest: The Internet Archive looks destined to lose this court battle.  They lost once, and their appeal is, to put it mildly, weak.

Maybe you and I are on the side of The Internet Archive.  Maybe we are such big fans of Archive.org that we want to come to their defense.

But feelings don't matter here.  Only facts.  And the facts are simple.  The Archive's actions and statements (and questionable legal defense) have all but ensured a loss in this case.

So... what happens next?

What do you do when you have a profitable enterprise (bringing in between $20 and $30 million per year) that is on the verge of a potentially devastating legal ruling which could put you out of business?

Why, you turn to the court of public opinion, of course!

And you spin.  Spin, spin, spin.  Spin like the wind!

Here is a statement from Brewster Kahle, founder of The Internet Archive", who is working to frame this as a fight for the rights of Libraries:

"Resolving this should be easy—just sell ebooks to libraries so we can own, preserve and lend them to one person at a time. This is a battle for the soul of libraries in the digital age."

A battle for the soul of libraries!  Woah!  The soul?!

That's an intense statement -- clearly crafted to elicit an emotional response.  To whip people up.

But take another look at the rest of that statement.  The Internet Archive founder says that resolving this case "should be easy".  And he provides a simple, easy-to-follow solution:

"just sell ebooks to libraries so we can own, preserve and lend them to one person at a time"

Go ahead.  Read that again.  At first it makes total sense... until you realize that it has almost nothing to do with this specific case.

Let's ignore the "one person at a time" statement, which is a well established lie (the Internet Archive proudly distributed digital copies of physical books to anyone who wanted them, not "one at a time").

But take a look at this proposed resolution... note that it has very little to do with the actual case.  The case is about the digitizing of physical books, and distributing those digital copies without permission of the copyright holder.  This proposed resolution is about... selling eBooks to lenders.

Yes.  Both have to do with eBooks.  And, yes, both have to do with lending eBooks.

But that is where the similarities end.  And the differences, in this case, are absolutely critical.

Let's take a look at the actual ruling -- which The Internet Archive is attempting to appeal:

"At bottom, [the Internet Archive’s] fair use defense rests on the notion that lawfully acquiring a copyrighted print book entitles the recipient to make an unauthorized copy and distribute it in place of the print book, so long as it does not simultaneously lend the print book.  But no case or legal principle supports that notion. Every authority points the other direction."

The Internet Archive's publicly proposed resolution does not address this ruling at all.  Which means that, when talking to the public, The Internet Archive is being dishonest about this case.

But they are using flowery language -- "battle for the soul of libraries" -- so they'll likely manage to convince many people that they're telling the truth and representing the facts of the case fairly and honestly.  Even if they are not.

There Are Important Disagreements Here

None of which is to say that the points which The Internet Archive is making... are necessarily wrong.

From the announcement of their appeal, the Archive states the following:

"By restricting libraries’ ability to lend the books they own digitally, the publishers’ license-only business model and litigation strategies perpetuate inequality in access to knowledge."

While this statement is designed to evoke specific feelings and responses -- among specific political demographics (see: "perpetuate inequality") -- there is an underlying set of issues here that are worth thinking about.

  • Is it important that libraries be able to lend official digital editions of books?
  • Should publishers, authors, and other copyright holders be forced to supply digital versions of their written works to libraries?
  • If digital works, borrowed from a library, are then copied and distributed more than the rights allow... who is ultimately responsible for that?  The library?  The creator of the software system which facilitated the lending?  Nobody at all?
  • Should Libraries or Publishers be able to censor or modify digital works... or should a published digital work be maintained as it is at time of publication?  (This issue comes up a lot when talking about censorship and revisions of works.)

These are legitimate questions.  And, while the answers may appear obvious, there truly are distinct disagreements among publishers, authors, and libraries.

Some of these issues are raised by The Internet Archive, BattleForLibraries.com, and others.

The "Battle for Libraries" campaign

But none of these questions -- not one -- are part of the ruling in "Hachette v. Internet Archive".

The question that has been answered in this case is simply:

  • If you buy physical media (such as a book), can that media be digitized and distributed on the Internet (without authorization or notification of the copyright owner)?

And the answer is, thus far, a resounding... "No".

The Can of Worms

What happens if the judge chooses to uphold the existing judgment against The Internet Archive?

A number of things seems possible (with some seeming like a downright certainty).

  • Publishers, authors, and copyright holders of works distributed by The Internet Archive may choose to seek damages.  Which could put The Internet Archive in a precarious financial position (to say the least).
  • The Internet Archive may be forced to remove other content of questionable copyright.  Including software, video, and audio archives.
  • Other archival projects may now come under increased scrutiny... thus making it riskier to archive and distribute various types of material.
  • And, of course, The Internet Archive could attempt to appeal the case ever higher.  Which may be tricky.

Then again... The Internet Archive could win this appeal.

Unlikely.  But, hey, weirder things have happened.

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MS-DOS 4.0 Source Code Fails to Compile
Plus: Source comments, by Microsoft, calling the creator of DOS "brain-damaged" get censored.

Yesterday, Microsoft released the source code for MS-DOS 4.0... an action which I have encouraged Microsoft to take for many years (including when I worked at Microsoft).

And, while this source code release is most definitely a win for the preservation of computer history, there are some rather ridiculous issues with it.

Most notably:

  • The source doesn't actually fully compile.  It is not usable in its current state.
  • The source code has been modified by Microsoft -- even after the publication this week -- reducing the historical value of the code.
  • Also Microsoft claims to have lost some source code.

Yeah.  You read that first bullet point right.  It does not compile.  I'll walk you through the details (including a step-by-step guide for how you can fail to compile MS-DOS 4.0 yourself).

But, first, a little backstory.

The MS-DOS 4.0 Story (The Short, Short Version)

MS-DOS 4.0, released back in 1986, was a bit of an oddity.  It was a multitasking version of DOS (similar in that way to Wendin-DOS).  And, importantly, it was not a direct continuation of the existing MS-DOS line -- in fact "MS-DOS 4.0" was released between versions "3.1" and "3.3" (almost exactly coinciding with the "3.2" release).

Fun Side Note: There are multiple multitasking variants of DOS (or ways to multitask in DOS).  Most of which were not built or supplied by Microsoft.  In case you didn't know that... now you do.

This Multitasking MS-DOS 4.0 was not commercially successful -- to put it mildly -- and that line of "Multitasking MS-DOS" was quickly abandoned.

Luckily -- or not luckily, depending on how you look at it -- IBM co-developed a completely different version of "MS-DOS 4.0" that had almost nothing to do with the multitasking version Microsoft created.  This IBM-made version, a continuation of MS-DOS 3.x, continued to be single-tasking.  But, oh-boy, was it buggy.  Legendarily buggy.

Ultimately, when it was obvious that the Multitasking "MS-DOS 4.0" was a dead-end, Microsoft took IBM's totally unrelated "MS-DOS 4.0" and released it also as "MS-DOS 4.0".  (Two different Operating Systems, same name and same version number.  Because that's not at all confusing.)  Then -- quickly -- re-worked a bunch of it -- releasing that as "MS-DOS 4.01".

That single-tasking version ("4.01") went on to have some success -- though it is widely regarded as one of the buggier releases of MS-DOS.

The MS-DOS 4.0 Source Release

Two totally different things named "MS-DOS 4.0".  So what, exactly, is Microsoft releasing the source code for?

Well.  There are two parts.

Floppies of an early Beta of Multitasking MS-DOS 4.0

Both are available via GitHub.  And everything is released under the MIT license.

Which means that, yes, if you can get that single-tasking 4.0 code to build... you can, in theory, fork these releases and continue developing them.  (Though you'll need to change the name, as Microsoft still holds the trademarks.)

This work was announced in a joint blog post by Jeff Wilcox (Head of Open Source Programs Office) and Scott Hanselman (Vice President of Developer Community) at Microsoft.

Fun Side Note #2: That Vice President, Scott Hanselman, is the same Microsoft executive who has previously encouraged people to commit crimes against people based on their skin color and gender.  Telling people to be ready to "go to jail" for those crimes.  While that bit of information has absolutely nothing to do with the MS-DOS 4.0 source code release... it's nice to have background on the people in the story.

What code, exactly, did we get?

This release, from Microsoft, is a valuable and interesting one.  It contains a great deal of historically significant information -- and I am absolutely filled to the brim with nerdy joy as I go through it.

Unfortunately... it does not include code for the multitasking version of "4.0".

From the announcement:

"Jeff Wilcox and OSPO went to the Microsoft Archives, and while they were unable to find the full source code for MT-DOS, they did find MS DOS 4.00, which we’re releasing today, alongside these additional beta binaries, PDFs of the documentation, and disk images. We will continue to explore the archives and may update this release if more is discovered."

As a former Microsoft employee... this is... strange.  And, quite honestly, not at all believable.

During my time working at Microsoft, I knew of backed up copies of source code for darned near everything -- including almost every version of MS-DOS from 3.3 onward (that I, personally, saw).

Yet they were unable to find code for the Multitasking MS-DOS 4.0?  Knowing, intimately, how the various groups within Microsoft handled backing up source code and binaries for releases... this statement from Microsoft makes me highly skeptical.

Unless Microsoft completely forgot how to backup source code in the last few years, I'm going to call this claim utterly bogus.

Is it Actually MS-DOS 4.0?

Just to make everything far more confusing than it already is... this may not actually be MS-DOS 4.0.  It might be MS-DOS 4.01... or PC-DOS 4.01... or some strange combination.

Take a look at SETENV.BAT in the source code release and you will find the following line:

echo setting up system to build the MS-DOS 4.01 SOURCE BAK...

What files I have been able to build appear to exactly match the MS-DOS 4.0 (not 4.01) release images.  But, being as some of this source code release is mangled beyond use, unfortunately we can't really be sure that everything matches the actual 4.0 release.  It might be an interim build between 4.0 and 4.01.

Oh!  That's right.

Did I mention that this source code release of MS-DOS 4.0 doesn't successfully build?

The Code Does Not Compile

Allow me to repeat myself:

The code that has been supplied contains significant problems which will prohibit it from compiling a complete, working version of MS-DOS 4.0.

I attempted build under multiple environments (including on a released version of MS-DOS 4.01, MS-DOS 5, PC-DOS, and under DOSBox) -- and dug through the errors until I was confident of the issues (and, importantly, was confident that we weren't simply looking at an obvious case of user error).

ERROR!  ERROR!

Note: If you want to skip the "How To Build It" portion, simply scroll down to the "BOOM!  ERROR!" section below.

Want to unsuccessfully build MS-DOS 4.0 yourself?  Here are some super easy to follow steps.

  1. Download the contents of the MS-DOS 4.0 GitHub repository.
  2. Install DOSBox.  (Seriously, this works just as well in DOSBox as it does anywhere else.)
  3. Within DOSBox run the following command: "MOUNT D PATH" (replace "PATH" with the path to that folder you downloaded in step 1).

If you did everything correctly, you will now -- within DOSBox -- have a D:\ drive with a directory named "SRC" in it.

Note the D:\SRC directory.  That's important.

The BAT and make files which build MS-DOS 4.0 expect all of the files to be in D:\SRC.  So replicating that environment will make it so you don't need to tweak any files at all.

Now we actually do the build.

  1. Change to the D:\SRC directory.  "D:" then "CD SRC".
  2. Now run "SETENV.BAT".  This will setup the paths and whatnot for the build environment.
  3. Then simply run "NMAKE".  That will kick off the build for everything.

Easy, right?

BOOM!  ERROR!

At this point you will quickly see that several files compile cleanly.  Until you get to GETMSG.ASM and, later, USA.INF.  Both of these files are mangled.  I was able to force GETMSG.ASM to compile by commenting out some lines... but USA.INF is completely hosed.

I don't see how whoever uploaded this source could have possibly done a successful compile prior to releasing it.

Seriously.  Hosed, I say!  Hosed!

It's not all bad news, luckily.  The majority of the code does appear to be here -- and most of it builds without any catastrophic errors.  With some work (a replaced file here, some re-written code there) I am confident a variant on this MS-DOS 4.0 release will be able to be built... unfortunately, because of changes needed to make it compile, it won't be a historically perfect replica of the system.

Not without Microsoft figuring out what they did wrong and re-releasing the source code.  Which, considering how rarely Microsoft releases source code for these historical pieces of software... I won't be holding my breath.

Fun Side Note #3: After Microsoft announced the source code release of MS-DOS 4.0, a huge number of articles have popped up on a number of Tech News sites.  Tech Journalist after Tech Journalist praising the release.  Yet not one of them has reported that the code does not actually compile.  Which means that none of them even tried to verify the claims from Microsoft.  Not.  One.  Except for The Lunduke Journal, of course.  I'll let you draw your own conclusion about what that means.

The historical record has been compromised... a little.

It doesn't build.  That's a problem.

Also, it's kind of hard to be 100% sure what this specific release even is (is it 4.0... is it 4.01... is it from IBM or MS?  An interim build?  It looks mostly like 4.0... but there's some weird bits that could use clarification.).

But what makes this even worse... is that not only has some of the code been mangled and corrupted... but some of the code comments were actively modified in the few hours after the source code was publicly posted!

Thus further destroying the historical value of this source code.  Which, to put it mildly, kinda sucks.

Brain-damaged Tim Patterson

But, as luck would have it, that source code change... is really, really amusing.  And pretty minor.

"Brain-damaged Tim Patterson"

A modified comment.  "Brain-damaged Tim Patterson" becomes "Brain-damaged TP".

It's a simple change -- obscuring an insult of Tim Patterson (the original creator of Quick & Dirty DOS)... replacing his full name with his initials.  But, if this is a historical record, this change should not occur.

Here's a fun question: Who, exactly, made this change?  Microsoft is not accepting any changes to this source code repository from the outside world.  So, whoever made the change has the blessing of Microsoft.

Well, hold on to your butts!

This change was made by GitHub user "mzbik", with the simple comment "MZ is back!".

Ok.  Great.  But who the heck is "MZ"?

None other than the legendary Mark Zbikowski.  One of the early Microsoft employees (joining in 1981) -- and the programmer who took over the MS-DOS project (from Tim Patterson) starting with version 2.0... and leading DOS through version 4.0.

Mark Zbikowski and his epic moustache.

Clearly Mark -- who usurped Tim as the Dev Lead / Manager of MS-DOS -- did not want that little "Brain-damaged" insult of Tim to be part of the historical record.

Or, perhaps, he really wanted to call attention to it by making the change.

Either way, we now can be somewhat sure that Mark Zbikowski, himself, wrote that comment way back in the 1980s.  And, even more fascinating, Mark remembered that comment -- from the '80s -- so clearly that he knew to quickly go and change it -- almost immediately -- once the source was made public.  (I barely remember source code comments I made last week, let alone almost 40 years ago... this really stuck with him!)

And that level of irreverent whimsy -- one historically significant programmer insulting another historically significant programmer... in source code comments -- makes me smile.

Ok, sure.  That change isn't a huge deal.  In fact, I'm now glad it happened as it drew my attention to it.

But what else has been changed?  What else will be changed?  It's worth asking.  This is for the preservation of history, after all.

Lots and Lots of Questions

In fact, this release raises a lot of questions.

  • Why was building of this source code not tested prior to release?
  • What process caused these source code files to be mangled?
  • What all was changed from the original source archive?
  • Why has Microsoft only released source code for the 3 least popular versions of MS-DOS (1.25, 2.0, & 4.0)?  Microsoft does not profit from versions 3.3, 5.0, or 6.x (far more popular and/or useful releases).  Why are those being held back?
  • Microsoft loves to tell people how much they love Open Source... yet they have released source code for only a very small number of products (far less than 1% of their total software releases).  Even ancient software, unsuported for decades, remains closed source.  Why?
  • The last release of MS-DOS source code (versions 1.25 and 2.0) occurred 10 years ago (2014).  Why has it taken 10 years to release source code that Microsoft hasn't used since the 1980s?  Will the next release of source code be 10 years from now... in 2034?
  • And, shoot, why has not one other Tech News publication actually tried to compile this code... or notice the changes being made... or look into the details at all?

I don't mean to sound like a Negative Nancy, here.  This release is, without a doubt, incredibly interesting and important.

And Microsoft is under no obligation to release the source code for these pieces of software.  No obligation whatsoever.  If they wanted to keep it all locked away in their vault, that's entirely their call.

That said, Microsoft's near constant declarations of their "love for Open Source" -- including their ownership of GitHub -- would suggest to me that they would be eager to release the source for 30 and 40 year old software that they haven't earned a penny on in decades.

If they truly loved the idea of "Open Source"... they would do it.  In a heartbeat.  But they don't.  Which tells me a lot about their actual views on "Open Source".

Some things never change...

When I worked at Microsoft -- in the late 1990s and early 2000s -- I pushed, regularly, to release code, binaries, and documentation of historicaly significant Microsoft software.  The old stuff that nobody used anymore, but which should be preserved and studied for posterity.

Back in those days, I got a lot of push-back.  To put it mildly.

Microsoft management was extremely hesitant to release code -- and even free binaries -- of these historic products.  And, honestly, it looks like that situation has barely improved since then.  Shoot.  What they do release doesn't even compile.

Just the same: I applaud Microsoft for releasing this MS-DOS 4.0 code!  Truly, I do!

Now... release some more!  Preferably without mangling the code this time.

And don't give me any of that "we can't find the code for our most famous products" malarkey.  The Lunduke Journal knows better.

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