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I've got a fever! And the only prescription! Is more Ctrl-C Ctrl-V!
June 08, 2024
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Buckle up, Buttercup!

 

I 'member.  I'm also not going to point out how some of those aren't floppies.

 

I was going to write somethingy witty about this picture.  But then I had a PTSD flashback and passed out.

 

lol.  Technically just a slow database.

 

GLAAHGGHH!  Who put this in here?!

 

He owns a home computer!

 

One monitor ought to be enough for anybody.

 

FRIGGIN WEBP.  These are half the reason I take screenshots.

 

He put that message behind the wallpaper over 30 years ago... and it finally paid off.

 

We all head this read in our heads... in the exact same voice.

 

Draw me like one of your FOSS developers.

 

Friggin' JIRA.

 

Well that was easy!  This debate is now officially settled!

 

"Microsoft did something stupid and we all hate it!  This is the perfect time for everyone to move to Linux!  Marketshare of Linux will skyrocket!"  -- Every Linux enthusiast, every 5 years, since 1995.

 

Why does portraying OpenAI as Anakin feel so appropriate?

 

Droppin' truth bombs.

 

I feel like there's a picture I'm missing somewhere.

Hmm...

... that picture has got to be around here somewhere.

Where could it be... where could it be...

...

Ah!

There it is!

I'M LOOKING AT YOU, WAYNE.
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Connecting the Dots: What the Heck is Happening at Mozilla?

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The futility of Ad-Blockers

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"Andreas Kling creator of Serenity OS & Ladybird Web Browser" - Lunduke’s Big Tech Show - September 13th, 2023 - Ep 044

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The kidlet needed to scan a document today. We have one of those horrible 3-in-1 printer/scanner boondoggles. (At least it's an Epson with refillable ink tanks, and not an HP with locked down overpriced subscription cartridges.)

Anyway, she has the driver software installed and uses the device regularly, printing wirelessly from either of her two Windows machines. She could not initiate a scan from either machine. It kept prompting her to physically connect to it with a USB cable.

I pulled up the default Document Scanner program on my laptop running LMDE. It automagically scanned for and detected the Epson. I clicked Scan. It scanned. Kiddo flipped the doc to the other side. I clicked Scan. It scanned. I saved the resulting single pdf file and sent it to her. All of this wirelessly. I have installed no drivers manually. I have never used the scanner before.

Open source, Free, reverse engineered drivers and software > proprietary manufacturer garbage. I should get a ...

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A tour through computing in 1961... over 60 years ago
From the pages of the November, 1961 issue of Datamation magazine.

What was being a computer user or programmer like… in the early 1960s?

Let’s take a quick stroll back to November of 1961, by way of the oldest computer-specific magazine, “Datamation”.

The cover of the November, 1961 issue of Datamation.
 

John F Kennedy was President. “Big Bad John” by Jimmy Dean topped the music charts. “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” ruled the theatrical box office.

And computers were… big.

Remember when the various parts of a computer filled an entire room? Yeah. Those were fun times.

Though, not all computers filled an entire room. Take the Packard Bell 250…

That Packard Bell bad boy could hold 16,000 words (at 22 bits each) and run 40,000 calculations per second. And look at it! Only the size of a small bookshelf!

Cue manly grunting noise.

Note that there's no "monitor" or display on this computer.  The output was printed on paper via the Friden Flexowriter.

Friden Flexowriter - Photo Credit: Godfrey Manning

The Flexowriter (like many other consoles of the time) was, essentially, an electronic typewriter... which could be driven by both a connected computer, or via paper tape.  (In addition to an actual person typing on the keys, of course).

Oh!  And sending data to remote computers, in 1961, was becoming a thing!

1200 bps! Blistering speed!

But you don’t buy the “DATA-PHONE” (what Bell called a “Modem” back then)… you rented it, by the month, from Ma Bell.

Speaking of moving data around… just check out the state of the art in punch paper tape reading!

350 character per second read rate!

“Multi-colored tapes can be read interchangeably without the need of bias adjustments.”

 

“Specially designed light guide in the reading heat eliminate dirt collecting holes.”

No bias adjustments! No dirt collecting holes! The future is now!

And check out that advertisement for open positions at the top! Those early computer magazines are filled to the brim with companies practically begging people to apply for jobs. They needed programmers. Stat.

Check out this. A full page ad, near the front of the magazine, searching for applicants.

Back then you didn’t see companies looking for this language, or that framework… they were looking for simple things, like:

“Candidates must be strong technically, but primarily interested in systems applications, as the project areas involve a great deal more than just computers or hardware.”

This was code for “not just a hardware engineer… we want people who are interested in programming software.”

That was kind of a novel thing at that time.

Case in point:

 

“Software is a new and important addition to the jargon of computer users and builders. It refers to the automatic programming aids that simplify the task of telling the computer hardware how to do its job. The importance of software lies in the fact that programming a computer can be an arduous, time-consuming and costly operation and the quality of automatic programming aids ahs become virtually as important as equipment specifications in evaluating the total capability of a data processing system”

The idea of “ready to use” software was, truly, an amazing thing. Something that not every computer manufacturer or user really took advantage of.

Which… looking at it from the modern day seems wild and zany. But it’s how things were back in 1961.

I highly recommend reading the entire November, 1961 issue of Datamation. It is a wild trip into computing history.

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Microsoft Write - The First Word Processor for Windows (ported to Mac... and Atari ST)
That's right. Microsoft made Write for Mac and Atari ST. Weird, right?

When you think of “Word Processor bundled with Windows”… what springs to mind?

Wordpad? Notepad? How about Word or Works?

Well, in Ye Olden Times (tm), the first word processing software to ship for Microsoft Windows was… Microsoft Write. A simple, extremely lightweight word processor that (at least in earlier versions) used the .WRI file type (a proprietary file format that contained basic styling information).

Let’s go on a quick tour through every single version of Microsoft Write to ever be released... including versions for Mac and Atari.

Seriously.

1985 - Microsoft Write for Windows 1.0

That, right there, is the beginning of Microsoft Write -- back on the very first version of Windows.

To start with: That Windows 1.0 interface. Man. I tell ya. Makes my eyes bleed every time I see it.

But also... this was a surprisingly capable piece of software... without an ounce of bloat.  Almost UNIX-like in design: Simple and to the point.  Yet capable.

1987 - Microsoft Write for Macintosh

Microsoft Write for Macintosh was released in 1987… and wasn’t actually Microsoft Write… per se. It was the original version of Microsoft Word… tweaked. And stripped down to a bare-bones feature set.

It was, for a time, the “cheap little brother” of Microsoft Word. Didn’t sell great and wasn’t long for this world.

1987 - Microsoft Write for Windows 2.0

Image courtesy of GuideBookGallery.org.

New version of Windows gets a new version of Write!

But, really, not much changed in Write for Windows 2.0. Same menu structure and features.

1988 - Microsoft Write for Atari ST

Now here’s something I bet most people aren’t familiar with!

Did you know that "Microsoft Write" was developed and released… for the Atari ST?

It’s true! However, it was not based (in any way) on the code base of Write for Windows 1.0. In fact, it was a ported, & re-branded version of the very first “Microsoft Word” release for the Macintosh!

And, while it was released in 1988.. it was actually originally announced back in 1986. There’s a (not too glowing) review of it in a 1988 issue of Start Magazine that I found highly entertaining.

“Despite its lengthy gestation, Write is a disappointment. It has fewer bugs than WordPerfect, but mostly because it has fewer features. It also takes a non-standard approach to both word processing and the ST, the latter probably due to its Macintosh ancestry. Unofficial but reliable word from Atari sources is that Write will not be updated or enhanced. For better or worse, what we have now is the final version.”

No updates or new versions of Microsoft Write for Atari ST were ever released. It was, essentially, dead on arrival.

1990 - Microsoft Write for Windows 3.0

Image courtesy of GuideBookGallery.org.
 

Once again, very little change to Microsoft Write with the release of Windows 3.0. Though there is a new “Help” menu now. So that’s nice.

1992 - Microsoft Write for Windows 3.1

Starting with Windows 3.1, Write has the same UI but is a bit more powerful… in that it can handle OLE (Object Linking and Embedding).

1995 - Microsoft Write for Windows NT 3.51

Which brings us to the final version of Microsoft Write to ever be released.

It was bundled with Windows NT 3.51 — which, as it happens, is the final version of Windows NT to include the older “Windows 3.x style” program manager.

In future versions of Windows, Microsoft would continue to include a “write.exe” that simply pointed to the new “Wordpad” word processor, which took the place of Write starting with Windows 95 and Windows NT 4.0.

All-in-all, Microsoft Write was a lightweight, but capable, word processor. One that served Microsoft Windows users well until it was replaced by Wordpad in the mid 1990s.

The fact that there was a Mac and Atari ST version is just an added, and highly amusing, bonus.

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