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Funny Programming Pictures Part XL
(That's Roman Numerals for "40". Not "Extra Large".)
May 17, 2024
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Let the great Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V commence!

 

THUNDERDOME.

 

That's some Big Data Edge Computing Artificial Intelligence (tm) right there!

 

This is, as far as I can tell, the only thing that Kubernetes does -- turns servers off and on in the most convoluted way possible.

 

Lol.  Wait.  I feel like I have a comic strip about this... Found it!

 

Pole Positition is rad.

 

This needs to be posted regularly.  As a reminder.  John Connor is VERY disappointed in y'all.

 

Not gonna lie.  I've done this.  Repeatedly.  Don't judge me.

 

Is it weird that I kinda want this for a modern computer monitor?  Somehow it makes the Windows login screen seem so much cooler.

 

That's the one think that'll probably save us from Skynet: The darn AI will probably run out of memory because of all the shoddy code.

 

I am including this here for one simple reason: I had to write some regular expressions today.  And I, literally, had to look up how to do everything.  Again.  For the 50th time.

 

Santa knows what's what.  I bet there's some seriously tight VBA and Pivot Tables in Santa's spreadsheets.

 

This one isn't about computers at all.  I just felt like felt like you could use a little pick-me-up.

 

It's funny because AI is copying the works of others and not providing anything new for our culture.

 

I don't see how this wouldn't work.  Infinite energy.  Forever.  Thank you, Rust programmers!

 

This Albanian Virus is significantly less intrusive than McAfee Antivirus.  Which, as it happens, fails to detect the Albanian Virus.

 

Every time somebody tells me about a new versioin of Java being released, I say to them "I thought Java 6 was the last one."  Just kidding.  Nobody has ever told me about a new version of Java being released.
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Funny Programming Pictures Part LXVII
More funny, nerdy pictures than you can [idiom for large quantity understandable by humans]

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