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Funny Programming Pictures Part XXXVIII
Go ahead. Call them "memes". I dare ya.
May 02, 2024
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Blah blah blah.  There's too much serious Tech News.  Here's some funny pictures that I definitely did not copy and paste from The Inter-Tubes.

 

Classic.

 

It's funny because CSS is terrible.

 

My favorite part about this is how much I'm crying inside.

 

Around 20 years ago, a fellow Dev Manager and I were interviewing a guy for a senior level programmer job.  We asked him to code a simple function, in C, on the whiteboard.  Something that takes a single parameter and loops on it.  He walked up to the whiteboard and picked up the marker.  At which point you could visibly see -- from the back of his head -- as he had an epic brain fart.  He stood there in silence for a moment, turned around, pale as a ghost, and announced, "I forgot".  He then -- and this was brilliant -- handed me the marker and asked me to do it.  At which point my brain short circuited and I couldn't -- for the life of me -- remember how to do it either.  I start laughing and hand the marker to the other Dev Manager.  He just puts up his hands and shakes his head as if to say, "I can't remember either".  That guy got the job.  True story.

 

WARNING!  WARNING!  UNUSED VARIABLE!  WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

 

I know, I know.  I have issues with this picture too.  I mean.  Seriously.  Rust would obviously be the toilet.

 

Code reviews are just the worst.

 

I don't get it.

 

I'm not saying "Arrays start at 1" is correct... it is merely the only non-insane option.

 

Some of my projects have more commented out lines of code than not.

 

This is correct.

 

By posting this picture, we have accidentally summoned 1,000 Rust programmers.  We're all doomed.

 

Let that be a lesson: Always set an "Out of Office" autoresponce before pushing to production.  Noob.

 

It's has a calculator in it, so this picture is allowed.  You're welcome.

 

Semi-related note: I miss when heavily used compiled code, in CGI-Bin, on webservers.  Those were the days.

 

I like this picture, because it caused me to have 17 contradictory "Well, actually..." responses in the span of 30 seconds.

 

Malloc!  Malloc, like the wind!

 

"I've come here to program with wishy thinking and bubble gum.  And I'm all out of bubble gum."
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