Note: This sale is now done. Kaput. Gone.
The Lunduke Journal stunned industry analysts today by launching the first ever, revolutionary "MultiSale". Two sales happening at the exact same time.
"We took one sale and stuck it inside another sale," stated Bryan Lunduke, Head Honcho of The Lunduke Journal. "In that way, the awesomeness of one sale is multiplied by the awesomeness of the other sale. Resulting, mathematically speaking, in a much more awesome-r sale."
Upon hearing about the ground-breaking "Lunduke Journal MultiSale", the CEO of one major marketing agency reportedly decided to close down his business entirely. Stating, "This is the apex of marketing. We can't compete with the MultiSale. Why even try?"
"This is just the beginning," stated an over-caffeinated Lunduke. "Next we'll add a third sale to the MultiSale. A sale within a sale within a sale. Like a TurDuckEn. Wait. WAIT. A TurSale-en. A TurDuckSale? Whatever. It sounds delicious and I'm gonna patent the heck out of that."
F.A.Q.
Q: I... I can't tell. Is this a joke or real?
A: Yes.
Q: Yes... ?
A: Both. Yes.
Q: So, it's a sale?
A: Definitely. And it's awesome. You like it very much.
Q: Oooookay. So... how long is this discount good for?
A: Who knows. There are a lot of mysteries in life.
Q: You're not going to tell people when the sale ends?
A: Nah. Let people be surprised! More exciting that way!
Q: Are you sure this is good marketing?
A: Nope!
Q: But, you're doing it anyway?
A: Sure seems like it! Being the boss is neat!