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FreeBSD Code of Conduct outlaws "friendship", "affection"

BOULDER, CO -- The FreeBSD Project, the organization behind the FreeBSD operating system, has announced a new Code of Conduct which outlaws 'friendship' and 'feelings of affection'.

The new Code of Conduct, which has gone into effect immediately, specifically forbids any declarations of affection -- both in person and sent electronically -- in any form. Including via instant messages, emails, video chats, and social media posts.

"Back in 2018, we took a big step towards building a safe, inclusive community when we outlawed the word 'hugs'. Especially animated .GIFs of hugs. Those were just a menace." stated Juan von Braun, member of the FreeBSD Core Team. "Now, in 2021, we are taking action to make our community even safer... by completely eliminating all expressions of friendship or affection towards other people."

The FreeBSD Project has provided a set of examples of problematic and harmful "Friendship-words", along with proposed words to use in their place.

For example:

Instead of "Thanks, buddy!", the new FreeBSD Code of Conduct recommends "Acknowledged, fellow human."

And instead of "I really appreciate you!", it is suggested to simply remain quiet and say nothing.

"Best to avoid any expression of affection," continued von Braun. "Those sorts of things are a slippery slope. First you tell someone that you like them... next thing you know, one thing leads to another, and people start using high fives and hugs. And that could make people very uncomfortable. I mean, that's practically violence."

Upon hearing about the new FreeBSD Code of Conduct rules, one member of GNOME (another popular, open source project) remarked, "Gee, why didn't we think of that?"

https://odysee.com/@Lunduke:e/freebsdfriendship:3

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World's Oldest Linux Company, SUSE, is For Sale... Again.

Plus: In response to California Age Verification law, SUSE VP of Engineering says, "SUSE will not be adopting a policy stating that our products can't be sold or used in California."

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X Money is Launching Next Month, But X has Problems to Solve First

Elon Musk says, "X Money early public access will launch next month." But with unclear rules & unpredictable enforcement, will users lose access to their money if they post "spicy memes"?

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Apple Marketing Using Blackface?

Apple's latest marketing material, for MacBook Neo & Air, changes the appearance of a White, male Apple employee... to make him Black & Trans.

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November 22, 2023
The futility of Ad-Blockers

Ads are filling the entirety of the Web -- websites, podcasts, YouTube videos, etc. -- at an increasing rate. Prices for those ad placements are plummeting. Consumers are desperate to use ad-blockers to make the web palatable. Google (and others) are desperate to break and block ad-blockers. All of which results in... more ads and lower pay for creators.

It's a fascinatingly annoying cycle. And there's only one viable way out of it.

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November 21, 2023
openSUSE says "No Lunduke allowed!"

Those in power with openSUSE make it clear they will not allow me anywhere near anything related to the openSUSE project. Ever. For any reason.

Well, that settles that, then! Guess I won't be contributing to openSUSE! 🤣

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September 13, 2023
"Andreas Kling creator of Serenity OS & Ladybird Web Browser" - Lunduke’s Big Tech Show - September 13th, 2023 - Ep 044

This episode is free for all to enjoy and share.

Be sure to subscribe here at Lunduke.Locals.com to get all shows & articles (including interviews with other amazing nerds).

"Andreas Kling creator of Serenity OS & Ladybird Web Browser" - Lunduke’s Big Tech Show - September 13th, 2023 - Ep 044

So I've been quietly building something and now it's finally ready.

https://ssbbss.org - the Secret Society of BBS SysOps - is now live.

It's a certification program for BBS operators. Four ranks: Initiate, Operator, Adept, and Master. Every rank has a curriculum covering the things that actually matter - BBS software, door games, message networks, ANSI art, FidoNet, the history and the law.

Study materials are free and open to anyone, no account needed.

When you're ready, you sit the exam. Pass, and you're a certified member. You get a downloadable PDF certificate with a QR verification link, an ANSI badge you can display on your own BBS, and a member ID in the public registry.

Right now there are 95/100 Founding Member spots available. £99 one-time - that covers all four exam slots, lifetime membership (no annual fees ever), a physical certificate shipped to you, and a low member ID. Once those 100 are gone, they're gone.

If you run a BBS, or you used to, or you just care ...

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"If Josiah owned Suse"

1. Fire anyone above Supervisor that was present for the last Suse sale. If you were in management the last time Suse sold, you are clearly making low quality decisions and need to be cut.

2. Post job offerings for senior Linux developers (kernel and application) with no mention of AI. If you use AI as part of your job, fine. But, I'm not hiring AI prompt kiddies.

3. Director positions and above will not be hired from within. Lunduke, my dad, Cory Doctorow. No Linux or programming experience required. I want people who are focused on accomplishing work and driving vision. I'm not interested in yes men or corporate shills or desk jockey's.

4. Bring back the lizard. Make the chameleon the mascot of all products. Embrace the lizard.

5. Rebrand SUSE Linux based on role and support model. open up SUSE Linux to a freemium model with paid support. You want to setup a SUSE powered domain on your own? Go for it. You need support? That requires a subscription. No ...

Getting the benefit of the Apple Tax I pay.

New M5 iPad Pro for the wife - borked on setup. Never had that happen with Apple products but the Apple Store is only 15 min away. I’ll leave with this iPad working or a replacement working.

Brought my Aipods Pro that I drove over and cracked. Didn’t even think of taking them to Apple. But since I’m here - and I have Apple Care - they will be replaced.

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February 12, 2026
4th Wall Almost Full, $89 Lifetime Deal Ends Very Soon

Woo-hoo! The 4th Lunduke Journal Lifetime Subscriber Wall of Shame Awesomeness is almost full!

  • That means that, within the next day or two, the massively discounted Lifetime Subscriptions will go back to their normal price. So if you wanted to snag the $89 / $99 Lifetime Sub (instead of paying $300), now’s your last chance.

  • If you are already a Lifetime Subscriber and want to be added to the 4th (or the start of the 5th) wall, email me (bryan at lunduke.com). There are only a couple of spots left on Wall 4.

  • The new Lifetime Wall designs are locked and loaded, and will make their grand debut at the end of all new shows starting either Friday or Monday.

I also wanted to take a moment to thank all of the non-Lifetime Subscribers. The Lifetime Subs may get a little extra attention at the end of the shows… but every subscriber (Monthly & Yearly) helps to make this work possible.

All of you rule.

-Lunduke

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February 08, 2026
79 Million Views in 6 Months for The Lunduke Journal

Welcome to February, all of you amazing nerds!

January was a fun month for The Lunduke Journal (thanks to all of you). For those interested in a little Inside Baseball, I’ve pulled together some stats and charts below.

The short version: Great month. Crazy news stories. Solid growth. Can’t complain!

Revamped Lifetime Wall

Oh! And the “Lifetime Subscriber Wall” is getting a “retro” facelift.

This is what the four Lifetime Walls currently look like:

 

Once that 4th Wall is filled (a little over 75% of the way there as of this morning), I’ll be introducing the new designs (for all the walls) along with the starting of Wall Number 5.

Each Wall now has its own, distinct look and theme. Very Retro Computer-y. You’re going to dig it.

To make that “Wall Number 5” get here as fast as possible, I’ve gone ahead an reinstated the “$89 Lifetime Subscriber” deal. But only until Wall Number 4 is full.

Want to be on the Wall? If you don’t have a Lifetime Subscription, grab one. If you already have one, email me (bryan at lunduke.com) to let me know how you want your name to be displayed.

Once Wall 4 is full, the Super-Mega-Ultra Discounted Lifetime Subscription goes back to regular price. And, the next day, the new Lifetime Wall design appears at the end of new shows.

At the current rate, I expect that to happen in the next couple days.

Stats for January, 2026

Now let’s look at the stats for January.

Can’t lie. I’m pleased.

  • 30 new shows (just shy of one new show every day)

  • 15.2 Million views (including podcast downloads)

  • 2,326 new subscribers

The most popular story of January, 2026:

Taking a high level view: This means that, in the last 6 months (Aug ‘25 - Jan ‘26), The Lunduke Journal has had:

  • 79.4 Million views

  • 21,694 new subscribers

Bonkers, right?

Here’s a chart of “views” for last 6 months:

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The long-term trend continues to be solidly upward, with February (in the first 7 days, so far) currently tracking slightly ahead of January.

For those interested in the specific platforms: The Lunduke Journal is seeing the most growth on X and the Audio Podcast.

Here’s a combined subscriber chart for January (up 2,326 subscribers from the month prior):

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Wild. It is truly amazing to me how widely these stories are spreading nowadays.

Over 15 million. In one month.

These are numbers that most of the big, “Main Stream” Tech Journalists could only dream of.

The reach of The Lunduke Journal, thanks to all of you, is now wildly exceeding any other publication I have ever worked with.

Even though most “Main Stream” Tech Journalists are refusing to cover some of the biggest stories in Tech… those stories are still getting out there.

They are being seen. Far and wide.

Thanks to all of you.

-Lunduke

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January 31, 2026
$89 Lifetime Offer Ends at Midnight!

I’ll make this quick: The $89 Lifetime Subscription offer for The Lunduke Journal ends at midnight tonight (Saturday, January 31st).

Once the calendar reads “February” — poof — the deal is gone.

If you wanted to save 70% on a Lifetime Subscription, these are your final hours.

A huge thank you to everyone who has signed up during this crazy deal. We are this close to filling up the 4th Lifetime Subscriber Wall (there’s a possibility it might fill up in the next few hours).

Far beyond anything I was expecting. All of you are absolutely amazing. The Lunduke Journal would not be possible without you.

If you were on contemplating grabbing that Lifetime Sub, I’d jump on it right now. The price goes back up to normal ($300) in about 12 hours or so.

Get it while it’s cheap!

-Lunduke

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